McSmeagol Knows the Way!

August 6th, 2008 Posted in Politics

McCain the Nominee, McSmeagol: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the presidency, precious. They are stealing it from us. Sneaky little Democratses. Wicked, tricksy, Obama!

Old McCain, McGollum: No. We’re Mavericky. Democrats are our friends!

McSmeagol: No, precious — Obama will cheat you, hurt you, LIE about you. Nasty, nasty Obamatses. Tricksy celebrity.

McGollum: But we must run an honorable campaign!

McSmeagol: Nobody will voteses for you if you do! You must you go negativesy ….